Maco1969

Spam croquettes!

Had some idiot walk into my flat wearing wooden clogs, my cat left at speed never to be seen again…

The O’s are I’s! Fiid? Feyeeyed?

The son is going to inherit the company, he’s clearly terrified and going to piss the whole thing up the wall within five years of being given the reins.

It’s not really sitting though is it…

I would imagine that at some point we went from highways agency signage that was made to a standard to outsourcing to the cheapest bidder. There is also a possibility that signs can’t be too rigid so they don’t cut vehicles in half?

We are kind of unique in our ability to sit on chairs, the majority of animals throughout evolutionary history have some form of tail. Imagine we meet aliens and every species is incapable of sitting on a chair, it’d make start trek look a little foolish.

That’s alright, fusion is only ten years away!

Geese, ducks and chickens had all already evolved when the dinosaurs went extinct. They are all tough hombre.

Scavenging for food, digging up any available crops and planting for next year.

ZX81, couldn’t afford games so learned to program, wrote little graphical adventures using a text map.

The Mercator scale on maps makes everything equatorial look tiny compared to northern and southern latitudes.

It’s occasionally a survival strategy, rodents will eat their young if they are exposed to high levels of stress immediately after giving birth. Some sharks do it in vitro with their siblings. Edit, higher mammels tend to offer up the ability to sustain the young as a valuable survival trait, except male lions, if a male lion takes over a pride the first thing it does is kill all the cubs so the females go into heat sooner. Nature is harsh.

You are quite right, I am wrong about everything I posted on this thread, apologies.

I’ve already made a couple of comments but I thought I’d throw this one in too, ancient societies held coming of age as a big deal because it meant that you’d reached a point where you were worth investing in, prior to that you were cannon fodder.

This is the reason that the food standard cooking temperature for a variety of different meats in the EU is 80c for a variety of different amounts of time, it’s not to kill the pathogens it’s to kill the by-products. Edit typo. Edit facts https://www.food.gov.uk/business-guidance/cooking-safely-in-your-business

You didn’t have to make it to adulthood, if you made it to five you would likely see fifty on average. Edit, apologies that it still leaves an average. Second edit, it’s also theorised that children don’t like the taste of vegetables until they reach puberty, children are predisposed not to eat plant matter as they are incapable of knowing whether or not it will kill them.

The one with water above oil.

This is incorrect, oil is lighter than water so one instance is impossible.

Edit, I’m wrong about all of this, there is no instance where water is above oil, apologies.