Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

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Wow that’s very forward of you.

Those are probably all for him. 34…

You can play Mario/Pokemon/Zelda on the Deck.

Downvote all you want cucks, it doesn’t make it any less true.

Why would anybody buy a switch when you can have a Steam Deck? It is better in every conceivable way.

Regardless of genre, if your game is single player but doesn’t allow me to pause when I have a distraction arise, then I likely won’t choose to play it over another game that I can pause whenever I want to sneeze or whatever.

Maybe I’m too entrenched in my ways. But I’ll take no game over having to deal with additional launchers or whatever else is required to game without using Steam.

GoG, Epic, Ubisoft, EA… Not interested.

Seems like a lot of devs don’t play their own games.

Not quite done? Slap an early access sticker on that bitch and move on to the next title.

They lost me at the release of Battlefield 3 with hundreds of bugs, many completely game breaking.

For example:

To this day, there are still times when you can fire a tank at a jet, and SEE the explosion happen and then the jet still keeps on flying even though you scored a direct hit on it with a TANK SHELL.

I say to this day because the bug was still in there when I stopped playing and they had certainly stopped working on it.

FUCK EA.

Hope this was a lesson to anybody still playing their garbage.

Fair.

Upvote for a decent example. I didn’t know a modern version of this existed. The super old one is one of the few examples of a daring sports game I could think of.

You’re right, back in the 80s and 90s some devs actually had the balls to make interesting sports games.

20+ years of enshittification has caused me to overlook them.

If you haven’t played 2 hours of it yet, you should consider refunding and waiting for a humble bundle. Resident Evil is packaged there quite often with nearly the full series of games being about $25 or so sometimes, short of the most recent one, whichever it happens to be.

The secret trick is that each sticker makes it slightly bigger and heavier.

Yeah, waiting on a deep sale for this one.

Sports games are and have always been incredibly tame and boring.