“Birdie…” Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. “Bring me the McHammer.”

“Why Ronald?” the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.

The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.

“The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin’ meal.”

Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!

That was wonderful.

I’m sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.

“I am inventing electricity…and you look like an ASSHOLE.”

I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.

cue Devil May Cry soundtrack

Ah, yes. The Spike Spiegel wing.

Edit: Where are my manners? Let’s throw Vash the Stampede in there too. Not enough love for Trigun these days.

This may be the saddest a comment has ever made me.

God, I miss the Report.

Joke’s on you, I’m into yanderes.

After “fear of getting ridiculed or mocked” I’d also add “or told you’re going to go to hell.”

Ugh.

Big fan of the 2 star rating on it.

Ah, Coop. Operating entirely on vibes and damn fine coffee.

Keep throwing Tibetan rocks at glass bottles, you absolute maniac.

The annoyed look on Misato’s face is the cherry on top.

“What website do I go to to kick your ass?”

“Sweet deal.”

37?!?!?

glances into mirror

Oh.

Right.

…Shit.

I’M GOING TO RELEASE THE BEES!

https://youtu.be/6jnecnhS-Z4