Yeah we don’t need more assholes here. They can stay on the other site.

I was just being a pedant about your definition of LAN. :)

For a non-pedantic definition, yours is fine.

A LAN could be zero machines. Point is IP addresses are not routable on the public internet.

In the 90s there was a Redhat distro called Cartman.

67 gallons

Does he still even have fanboys? Like maybe a dozen or so?

Bitch, my g-ma :wq yo ass :1,$s/Twice on Sunday//g

That Hot Dog is not a foot long.

Somehow I read spit shake as like a spit take with a milkshake, and was very confused.

Are people really making 1k/day in porn?

OP is blaming Mom’s “narcissistic tendencies” and everyone instantly takes that side. But OP says the uncle helped her figure out how to open the door. So clearly the uncle is a part of this unjust conspiracy as well. The more reasonable conclusion is that the adults in OPs life might have good reason to be accessing their room.

I’ve been hearing these stories for decades. I won’t hold my breath.

Lol 1 million doesn’t even buy a house where I live.

We get fucked on consumer protections in general.

My grandma is so hip, she uses kubernetes.

I think you covered at least 10 things.

I hope I never have to see this code.

Don’t worry. We’ll deduct the cot from your pay.

All your homies hate comments.

But there’s a difference between branding and backend implementation.

If I search for Lemmy.world and I get back hexbear, are you going to say that’s the right result since they are both Lemmy?