I tried edibles on Saturday for the first time, as a test run for tomorrow the rest of the week.

I think this is more https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queer_manicure , no?

For my anniversary dinner last night I wore a cute green sweater and sweatpants and my wife was like, wtf are you doing it’s 104F out.

Anyways, dress for the weather you want not the weather you have.

It looks like the average is 11 PTO days a year according to Forbes, with nearly a third of employees getting zero. I myself get 24 days a year with it going up to 29 in about a year. That said I’m terrified of being effed over by layoffs so I’ve been hoarding them like a dragon for the payout, which is arguably way way worse than having a nice federal minimum of PTO days.

The country of Brazil makes something like 20x Musk’s total net worth, but every year.

Monty Python, being a comedy troupe, consists of humans, which are a type of animal ;)

In published media it’s getting really frustrating to find articles that seem like honest reviews. The NYT did an article on toaster recommendations and they praised one for having something like a 3 year warranty because “toasters aren’t known for their longevity.”

Each level looks like something I’d expect an undergrad to have at least seen before to be honest.

Swamp water? Like my pool?

I was really hoping for a certain word but this was also very fitting.

I assumed the meme referred to all the interviews being done at CPAC right now.

I thought that until seeing your comment, yes.

My younger siblings and our father have convinced our mother this meme is accurate, and so now she keeps texting KYS to everyone.

I believe sometimes bad actors will purchase goods from themselves using illegally obtained payment information and then actually send the goods to the victim to try to argue against the chargeback and/or make the victim think “hmm maybe I did order this…”. Or they could be trying to make their devices less likely to trip fraud detection systems for a larger haul. Not sure how well this all works though. With more expensive things (phones, TVs, etc.) I’d think they’re planning on swiping the package before you get it, but with coffee I’d be shocked if that was the plan.

We, a Christian nation, should instead teach Church Numerals like GOD INTENDED! (/s)

:(

Albany identity is not Albany expression

• A bidet attachment.
• For me, an under-the-sink trash can that hands on the cabinet door has been a huge QoL improvement.
• A back scratcher.
• Much more situational, but our back gate has a padlock that was originally different from our house keys. Kwikset actually sells “programmable” padlocks so now it is the same key as our front door, which makes life a tad easier.
• A computer mouse that fits my hands.
• Enough phone and laptop chargers to not have to constantly go to another room to grab one.

I can’t help with this.

One of the people emailed could potentially report the suspicious behavior, especially if one gets burned by the made up sports advice.