But left isn’t a car, that’s a snail. But he’s got nerves of steel

To use an acorn cap as a lovely day hat

One of the worst I’ve seen was “blow load, piss, shit. Pipes are clean.” I saw that in 2011

ASS2GRASS BBY

I have no butthole, yet I must shit? Isn’t that the scifi book?

It ain’t eezy bein cheezy

“have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”

Are the plants growing? Are they in water? Your honor, no further questions

I’m a god! How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. OOO OOO

I’m kind of like a bee. People aren’t sure if I’m the mean kind or the nice, fuzzy pollinator but if you just wait it out, I’ll go

I have no friends and I must meme

Fuck me, this is precious

Oh yah, it’s a Radisson so it’s pritty guud. It’s got da troo coat

The movie is Touch of Evil (1958). Watch it today, it’s superb

Leave him be. They’re like spider bros, they help take care of much worse insects and anthropods in the house

Grippy socks, grippy box 😉

I mean, you don’t to wait for a witch to turn you into a garbage truck driver. You can just apply for the job. Go on. Go vibe

Mournhold: city of Light, city of femboys

OK but link it

And then you secretly hope that it’s true so they see you and think you are perfect and then fall in love with you