Now that I’m in my thirties I no longer have to (can) jump

Neon lights, noble prize, when the mirror speaks, the reflection lies

Yea, been doing this for the last 20 years, we must be close

How many windows updates have bricked PC’s over the years?

“It’s about that time I realized it wasn’t a Meme at all, it was the loch Ness monsta!”

Remindes me of how the patent for the first fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire

Proof that Michigan is the Florida for the north!

Well ya see, everything is super fucked, so I drink too much

Ehh, it’s probably becauseI I drink too much, because everything’s super fucked

I pledge my dissidence, to the flag

Of the divided states of America

And to the republic, that we have lost

A fractured nation, rebuked by God

With liberty and justice for rich white men.

Same, and ironically I own a Kia,

Did this literally with a bag of caltrops and Animate Objects, I got the biggest look of disgust from my DM, it still brings me joy to this day

Seriously, can we skip this episode of black mirror.

I gotta keep my toilet lid closed, or my boy will balance like an acrobat on the seat to get some of that lovely sewer water.

Ace combat 4 is still on if my favs

We’d rather bomb each other than save the planet.

Stupid sexy wolf sculptures

That’s why the 2008 economic crash happened!

Not just dating, I think gen x looks at everything that way at this point.

Yes, or pay someone to do it.