I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the tumbleweeds!”

Europeans drink mouthwash?!!

TIL…

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

Still prefer the convenience of my Close’N’Play

Brooklyn is Kings County. Queensborough is Queens County. Staten Island is Richmond County. Manhattan is New York County. The Bronx is Bronx County.

A meter! Do you really expect The Queen to tuck her own self in???

They still aren’t reliable enough

She looks cold! Maybe a blanket?

Really??? “Final solution”???

You’re thinking of Mistress Chief

Hot Ginger Nudes!

She looks delicious!

Bitch better have my money…

She’s sooo cute! I could eat her right up!

…

Wait!

Alpha was a processor. You’re thinking of VMS.

We have chemist at home

D’oh! A deer!

Get that ANSI shiite outta here! Only the blessed original K&R is holy truth!

And it was like some kind of morbid competition!