I think it should be somewhere in the settings menu

I was yelling about how windows 11 swapped out text listingzs for copy, paste, etc from its contextual menus for stupid icons just the other day. Modern UIs are becoming so “streamlined” to the point of uselessness.

“I am the only thing in creation” - Cat One

notices Cat Two

“…the fuck is this thing???”

punches Cat Two in the face

~murder murder murder murder murder murder rub face on thing murder murder murder~

Since they are the land spirit of dread I don’t think they can.

I worked at Starbucks about a decade ago and it was ~a special treat~ when we were allowed to take a very small portion of the marked off goods but we had to make sure to throw most of it out least an internal audit show we were (mind you) not selling enough versus the actual problem of wasting untold amounts of food. Fucking disgusting operation.

It may be apocryphal, but supposedly one of my brother’s elementary school teachers was going on one day about how it’s impossible to see the moon during daylight and a kid pointed out the window and said “it’s right there.”

Seems pretty stupid but knowing where I grew up I don’t disbelieve it happened.

What kind of possums are these?

Huh?

takes a european to look at that and be like “hell ya they be some titties!”

Did Happy write this?

But I was lead to believe cat no like banana (ANGERY), cat no banana.

please its clearly pronounced U I N N E S S E M I T G

Another facet (at least specifically in America) is to de-stigmatize discussing personal income among the working class. We’ve been melt-brained hard to think it’s as private and taboo as discussing one’s most deep and darkest sexual kinks when really it’s just a tool of the owners to keep workers indentured in the wage-slave economy.

Best cat names are object names.

Why do you have so many tabs open?

You know it’s just “where’sts mine dinner?”

mildly drunken / jet lagged / other traveler slips hand into pole, somehow grabs the far one and positions their wrist between the other two. train stops, traveler is unfamiliar with riding trains, is thrown off by weight of bags, etc, arm snaps. what a great design.

Cats are an invasive and detrimental species and should not be allowed to roam freely outside. Just because there’s some breed that originated from your country doesn’t negate the fact they are a non native species nearly everywhere and wreak havoc on the local population of small animals.