Interesting that all the propaganda and subversiveness is coming from the US, not China. Having the opposite of the desired effect.

Today I learned I’m unintentionally preparing for the Internet apocalypse.

I’d modify it a bit:

"Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "