Emoticons are representations of emotions. We don’t have those. We’re dead inside.

In your country’s defense, you didn’t create it. You did everything in your power to stop it, and failed miserably. All the rest… yes.

99% of Lemmy, but unironically.

What other word? Minarchist?

And when they say stomach, they mean arteries.

They’re paid by the hour.

99 user stories on the wall…

99 user stories…

Take a few down, end up the scrum

126 user stories on the wall…

Self-pardons? What!?

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Routing information protocol, little pigeon, routing information protocol.

23Nov023?

I left a messenger app open once. My cat sent my boss about 500 dots. It came up as super rude, about 2 hours before that I had asked him something and made it clear that I was awaiting a response.

Come on people! They probably made it underground and then they dug it up.

It’s fruity!

Ah yes, the grown up child… How could anyone miss that reference.

Don’t you mean unfortunate?

/s

So… Grease and salt?

Disdain for the poor didn’t come from nothing, that’s the evolution of racism.

Pirates be kraken

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