My own mother spewed said nonsense to me the day he was convicted, I died a lot inside

Holy shit, is that lineage logo? I haven’t seen that since I had my nexus 5, god I miss that phone

A Lego piece? PERRY THE LEGO PIECE!?!

But nuclear doesn’t waste as much money, so of course they won’t

Okay am I dumb, or did I miss something. I’ve seen the race car guys around a bunch but I don’t get why they are here, please help

Lythero, I believe

Yeah, it sucked, I did it, fully stealth, way too many reloads, god I wish I knew taking off spacesuit would increase stealth, I did even mind control cause I forgot about it.

I don’t think I could even recreate what I did now, but God it was awful

Unpopular opinion, but imo, full metal alchemist original was better than brotherhood

One time I told this girl I’ve known for a long time that my birthday was in June and she said “wait your a cancer? that explains so much” and I really wanted to say “really, so what explains why you’re such a bitch” unfortunately I was surrounded by a bunch of kids at the time so my rebuttal had to go missed

Me: “I need an adult” My brain: “We are an ad-” Me:“no, no we are not”

Make sure you don’t have negative xp from going to jail, can take sometime before you get out from it

My friends were wandering why there was no radio in the game and I was like “Spotify killed the music industry before the exodus, and people focused on surviving more than making music” not lore accurate but I think it’s a funny concept

Me making an account:“yeah, Moses was a cool dude”

Man, not even devices come with a good out of box experience anymore, my phone and PC I have to add so many extensions that slow them down just to prevent ads and other crap they come with, half that nice expensive chip and ram is used up before I get use anything

I already sail the internet seven seas, I don’t mind breaking another law

Sounds like a dick

I’ve played terraria for years, but somehow my buddies and I were discussing games and it came up. So we started playing it and while I would’ve made progress in a world much faster, they’ve had a lot of fun, and it’s been so refreshing playing a game I love with my friends that also begin to fall in love. I may have gained a few years to my life during our playthrough