This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in my life.

Shit,I should have checked yours before I posted mine. This version is the ultimate. There’s so much power in that voice.

None better than K.D. Lang

American Boy Scout leaders.

Born and raised. Cross-country skiing in the Rocky Mountains at minus 10C, with no one else around is brings joy to the soul. The -40C we experienced this winter (-50C with windchill) is torture.

Subreddits?

This is what killed Digg in 2010.

I would bet that they’d be owned by one of those.

I would argue that SpaceX is now to important to NASA, and therefore the US government, to be allowed to fail. It may not be under Elon’s control, it may not be called SpaceX, but it will continue to exist.

Don’t be afraid to admit that. I wish more people would think about their wording before hitting send.

It isn’t, an 8 year old can’t be held to a contract like this. IANAL.

Yeah that might cut into the billionaires profits, so no UBI for you. Here’s a UTI instead.

You need more lube.

“God-damn these electric sex trousers.”

Yeah?

That’s cultural appropriation of Christmas for mathematical purposes! Burn the heretic!

Woah there! You mean BEDMAS.

Have you seen his mom (Maye Musk)? I don’t think she ever loved Elon, or anyone. Maybe Dalmatians.

I usually just spray a lot of washer fluid on it.

My bank called me recently, and I was sure it was legit, but then she wanted my date of birth to confirm she was talking to me and I said “I don’t give out personal information over the phone”. She don’t know how to handle that. I should have said “Can I have your date of birth to confirm who I’m talking to?” Next time…