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  • Cascio@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldAny ideas?
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    2 months ago

    Sadly, yes. A vast amount of EMTs are volunteers. Sure, they are trained and certified but due to essential services, mostly medical ones, not working inside capitalism without ducking things up royally, some municipalities with have paid medics and volly EMTs. That’s why you hear a lot of, oh, you’re the “ambulance driver”. So a number of these folks are in it for their own interests, weither because they are in medical school or are adrenaline jockies. The blend of those two tends to breed Wackers.









  • The Cat: So, what is it?

    Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

    Rimmer: A white hole?

    Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

    Lister: So, that thing’s spewing time…

    Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat] … back into the Universe?

    Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

    The Cat: So, what is it?

    Kryten: I’ve never seen one before - no one has - but I’m guessing it’s a white hole.

    Rimmer: A white hole?

    Kryten: Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks time and matter out of the Universe; a white hole returns it.

    Lister: [minus the hat] So, that thing’s spewing time…

    Lister: [donning his fur-lined hat, again] … back into the Universe?

    Kryten: Precisely. That’s why we’re experiencing these curious time phenomena on board.

    Lister: What time phenomena?

    Kryten: Like just then, when time repeated itself.

    The Cat: So, what is it?

    [Kryten, Rimmer, and Lister stare at Cat]

    The Cat: Only joking.

    -Red Dwarf