Why am I aroused?

Bro…

What’s a cuck chair?

Escape from Tarkov… Fucking hate that game!! I’ll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.

Yeah… So fuck you for this… And…

“hop up here on the table so I can scan that ass”

I’m not an Apple fan by any by any means, but what a junk article! “Apple may reduce the clock speed of the processor”? C’mon! They do plenty of shitty things to dislike them for already. We don’t need to reach for hypotheticals…

I think it speaks volumes for how stagnant phone innovation has become when their marketing campaign is centered on the metal the frame is made out of.