Oh there is. So all is well! Right? (Forgot where I stole that image from. Somewhere on here, though.)

Sure the country needs to be turned off and on again, but clearly the median isn’t interested in that. So what remains? The system.

I’ve decided to abstain from voting, this time.

Granted, it may be because I’m nowhere near the U.S.

If you are, though, do pick your poison. You have this system, make use of it. And none of that “but it won’t change anything” nonsense!

Pah, just look at the bright side!

… And when you’ve found it, please tell me because I don’t see one.

If that doesn’t work, try an alternative approach and inform them it actually stands for “Let’s Go Bully Thatcher”.

Not ideal, but they won’t drop the T any more.

The marketing wasn’t in-your-face enough, I suppose.

I thought I’d see more cutting-edge technology here, hmm.

Don’t worry! Eventually, they will find a “cure,” such as Windows moving to a cloud-only model where your PC becomes a glorified dumb terminal!

So like Windows 365, but for consumers.

Ooooh now I get it.
Manslaughter :)
Man’s laughter [:|

I knew it. I knew it and I’ve clicked anyway. Monkey brain see coloured text, monkey go click.

Round is a shape, too!

Thats really just you’re opinion! Theirs nothing wrong with that!

True strength is bending the machine to appease your habits, not to bend your habits to appease the machine.

Poseidon’s Netflix will now enter my daily vocabulary for piracy. Thank you.

You know what fixes that? Meme NFTs! That way you can prove your ownership! :V

But I am viewing this on kbin! Better adapt Google’s WebDRM stuff to make sure memes stay where they’re uploaded first!

I didn’t know the My Immortal fanfic was getting a movie adaptation!

Turns out that there was a tiny bit of faith in the reason of man left in me that could die! Can’t even ask how takes this bad can find any resonance because no reasonable person could explain it anyway.
Learning about this makes me feel like ignorance is bliss, but ignorance is what breeds these concepts, too. There’s no winning over stupid, is there?

They what?

What the hell would you even argue there? “Hurr durr, free housing!!!” or what?

Is there nobody normal on the Internet anymore?

Thanks to this, I really want to defederate from life, right now.