Wait, I didn’t even realise Williams F1 was involved…

The headline says largest, not first?

But but but, he also said binary… that’s 101 right?

Microsoft installs security updates automatically.

When you say ran everything, what kinda stuff?

Everyone is assuming it’s some intern pushing a release out accidentally or a lack of QA but Microsoft also pushed out July security updates that have been causing bsods on the 9th(?). These aren’t optional either.

What’s the likelihood that the CS file was tested on devices that hadn’t got the latest windows security update and it was an unholy union of both those things that’s caused this meltdown. The timelines do potentially line up when you consider your average agile delivery cadence.

Also, enterprise infrastructure running on a Mac? It’s something I’ve never heard of in over a decade and a half of working in tech. And now I’m curious. Is it a thing?

Is this from somewhere? Otherwise I commend you for still having memories from a time where you were a heavy smoker. My short term memory is shot to shit most days and I’m currently dealing with this dilemma along with my SO

Edit: thanks for the answers. Looks like I missed out on some quality children’s stories in my childhood 🥲

Tough but necessary. Irrefutably necessary.

Technology has evolved at faster than we’ve been able to secure it and now we’re paying the price with enterprise and state level breaches, and global annual internet fraud at an all time high.

And not just software but physical goods too. We’ve produced without any consideration for end of product life cycle management and now we’re in a plastic crisis.

Completely different spheres of society but so similar in so many ways.

Mainly use Spotify and vinyl.

Talk about chalk and cheese…

This is 100% a flex.

The only other thing is that the entire 9 billion wouldn’t all be emitting the same amount as each other.

And honestly more practical to deal with 1 rather than 9b

Ah the Ferrari delivery methodology. Love it.

Amazing. At-least someone with a shred of morality in the cesspit.

That seems like a them problem though… shitty business model that’s already pushing users away

Well, have a nap. THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!!

You’d thing a launch would imply something being ready…

Is it just me or…

The irony of using an amp link for such an article 😂

I know you’re only joking but fuck me, given the way things have gone this century…