The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agoWe wants it. We needs it.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down117
arrow-up1400arrow-down1imageWe wants it. We needs it.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square14fedilink
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·4 months ago5 minutes is a really long piss
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoBe sure to stay hydrated if your pissing takes that long
minus-squareslackassassin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·4 months ago“Almost,” but I like your take better. Just cackle-pissing like a loose hose in water for 5 minutes.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoDoes that mean they only pissed themselves for the lesser part of 5 minutes?
minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoWell, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.
5 minutes is a really long piss
Be sure to stay hydrated if your pissing takes that long
“Almost,” but I like your take better. Just cackle-pissing like a loose hose in water for 5 minutes.
Does that mean they only pissed themselves for the lesser part of 5 minutes?
Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.