with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
My manwich!
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
— I feel so sad that I don’t have feelings
“…but I am already in my pajamas…”
“Most folks just call me Orange Joe.”
I have brown hair.
Also “Ow, my sperm”.
Bon jour. Crazy
JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞
Valentine’s Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
I’m 40% Futurama references
Shut up baby, I know it!
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
