Two days before the January 6 insurrection, the Trump campaign’s plan to use fake electors to block President-elect Joe Biden from taking office faced a potentially crippling hiccup: The fake elector certificates from two critical battleground states were stuck in the mail.
So, Trump campaign operatives scrambled to fly copies of the phony certificates from Michigan and Wisconsin to the nation’s capital, relying on a haphazard chain of couriers, as well as help from two Republicans in Congress, to try to get the documents to then-Vice President Mike Pence while he presided over the Electoral College certification.
The operatives even considered chartering a jet to ensure the files reached Washington, DC, in time for the January 6, 2021, proceeding, according to emails and recordings obtained by CNN.
The new details provide a behind-the-scenes glimpse of the chaotic last-minute effort to keep Donald Trump in office. The fake electors scheme features prominently in special counsel Jack Smith’s criminal indictment against the former president, and some of the officials who were involved have spoken to Smith’s investigators.
In true GOP fashion, their destruction of the USPS fucked them over, so they started scrambling, got sloppy, and now there is a recording of what transpired. You cannot write this amount of dumbassery.
The crazy thing is that they still have millions of followers after these events come to light. If I saw any politician I like do anything remotely close to this, I’d instantly change my mind.
I guess this is where the lack of neurons instantly trigger the reptilian “fake news” and “Joespiracy” response.
It is, indeed. Even crazier to think just how bad they are at an attempted dictatorship and still having faith that they would carry out what their followers are expecting them to without also catastrophicly fucking that up once in complete power.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter to their voters. It will hopefully matter to enough independents and moderates.