It was a coup attempt in the same way me screaming in my backyard is an attempt to become a super saiyan. Nothing happened. A bunch of meemaws and idiot conspiracy theorists milled about the house and Senate. They didn’t even have the gumption to take a shit on the podium.

They had their true enemies within spitting distance and none of them threw a bomb or fired a shot. They took selfies. Absolute morons.