• Maggoty@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Secret Service Fires Shots at Car Thieves

        But we don’t do non sensationalist headlines anymore.

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        1 year ago

        You just made me realize that the original headline doesn’t specify that the SUV is where the granddaughter is. You also make that mistake.

        I think we can do better. Let’s see:

        Secret Service open fire at thieves who unknowingly attempted to break into SUV carrying Biden’s granddaughter.

        And I still think we can do better, but right now I’m le tired.