• KevonLooney@lemm.ee
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      Republicans would veto a bill that banned abortion nationwide and provided free guns for the babies if it raised taxes on the rich by 0.1%.

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        Free guns for the babies?? Get outta here with that commie shit, those lazy babies have to pull themselves by their bootstraps and get a second job to pay for their gun loans

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      Vote republican! You’ll be on the winning team and that’s the full scope of our marketing tactic. Nothing else. Just “join us and be a winner”.

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        “I’m hungry, let’s go get something to eat”

        “Cool how about tacos?”

        “No, I don’t want tacos.”

        “Okay, how about Thai food?”

        “No, I don’t want Thai food.”

        “Well what do you want to eat?”

        “I don’t know, you pick something.”

        Except policy.

        • I_DONT_RAPE_KITTEHS@lemmynsfw.com
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          Picks something…

          “This sucks! (upends table and food) I’m in charge of picking where we eat, now…it’s your fault we’re going hungry!”

          Lather, rinse, repeat.