Gaurd be like: I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took arthritis to the knees.

Colonel, I’m dummy-thicc but the crack of my kneecaps keeps alerting the guards!

I had my knees crack for as long as I can remember. I was a fit kid and everything. I’ve always wondering what that was about.

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Anyone rocking sandy-sounding knees when going up stairs or just me?! 😩