Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 22 days agoJob offerlemmy.zipimagemessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1750arrow-down16file-textcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
arrow-up1744arrow-down1imageJob offerlemmy.zipMaven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 22 days agomessage-square47fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: programmer_humor@programming.dev
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·22 days agoBut don’t use JavaScript to add up the bill.
minus-squarelennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-221 days ago“6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water… That’s a total of 694.20 please.”
minus-squaresuperkret@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 days agoActually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that’s a human right.
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·22 days agoPour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.
But don’t use JavaScript to add up the bill.
“6 for the beer, 9 for the longdrink, 4.20 for the water… That’s a total of 694.20 please.”
Actually, he gives out (cooled, sparkling) water for free cause he says that’s a human right.
Pour a cup of java and write it down in javascript.