🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoProbably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morningsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1579arrow-down126
arrow-up1553arrow-down1imageProbably guzzling water and planning to go for a run in the morningsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squareJimmycrackcrack@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoGeez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
minus-squareAstroturfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoDo you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoClosing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun
Geez you’re game, you want to go running the morning after? I think if I tried that they’d eventually find my body by following the vomit trail.
Do you not get drunk enough for irrational optimism often? I don’t drink much anymore, but I was fully convinced I would get up and do something like work out, mow the lawns etc many times.
Closing out the 12 pack: I’m gonna change the world! Next morning: turn off the sun