Former President Donald Trump sat for a seven-hour interview with the New York attorney general’s office in April. Here are some of the highlights from the transcript of his deposition.
I prefer the mental image of the other way, like Trump crying and hiding his face while the Phantom of the Opera stands over him yelling: WE KNOW YOUR NET WORTH IS LOWER THAN YOU TELL EVERYONE!
I prefer the mental image of the other way, like Trump crying and hiding his face while the Phantom of the Opera stands over him yelling: WE KNOW YOUR NET WORTH IS LOWER THAN YOU TELL EVERYONE!
We know your net woooorth / Is lower thaaaaan / What you tell everyone / You spiteful man
And though you claim again / The courts are blind / The phaaaaaaaantom of the civil case is theeeeeeere / Inside your mind
I’d give you gold if it existed. So, uh, just pretend.