“Vance…. Vance… big brother…”

“WHAT DID YOU DO TO ELON, DONNIE!?”

Ridiculous. Everyone knows it’s to commemorate Foxy Boxing, when a foxy boxer at a high-end strip club in Rhode Island sued her employer after her silicone breast implants were ruptured in a fight.

sensitive dickheads?

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Ha, you fool! It’s your cuteness on a scale of 10

Animorphs? At this time of the millenium? Located entirely within this 196 community?

Manipulativeness

“Hey, I was wondering if you could help me figure something out. I was really flattered by your invite the other day, but I’m not interested in dating right now. I enjoy your friendship and I don’t want to jeopardize it. Is there a way we can comfortably set boundaries without ruining that?”

IMO this way you let them know you’re interested in maintaining a relationship but at a friendship level. You demonstrate that you care about their feelings while clearly establishing the need for specific boundaries.

Also, “Pierre” also means “rock” in french, so his name could be translated to “Stone Wolf Clawed”

I feel like it would be one of those high AC/low damage roll fights

Get in the depression region of collective human consciousness, Shinji

I wanna see a Dog Wick spin-off. John is the one that stays at home and the dog goes out to protect him

<the lore/gameplay/soundtrack/story were great/instant classic>

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I’m no one at all

fuck yeah, spread it

wait, we’re bringing Riley memes back?

Jeb. Yer hog. Smells like lovin’… now either you do the right thang, or I gots to call the authorities on yer pleasure piggy.

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That guy’s wearing a shirt with my favourite Squashing Cabbages songs

Classic Ozzy. Reminds me of when Rorschach blue himself up