Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past

I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.

Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?

Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”

Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”

When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.

Had a friend borrow a large sum of money from me. Yes, I did it. Yes, I was repaid on time.

What a terrible day to have eyes

Epic reveal: Cat’s name is Snorlax

Yeah, so, why did the pilot eject, if the plane was still flight worthy?

Just the chug-chug sound is enough to wake me from the deepest sleep.