No one’s said pineapple yet? Hawaiian is a staple pizza variety.

Reminds me of a passage from my favorite Discworld book, Night Watch.

“I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes…”

“What?” said Vimes, looking down suddenly. Carcer was smiling cheerfully.

“I said I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes. I know a clever copper like you’d think I’d got two knives.”

“Yeah, right,” said Vimes. He could feel his hair trying to stand on end. Little blue caterpillars of light were crackling over the ironwork of the dome, and even over his armour.

“Mister Vimes?”

“What?” Vimes snapped. Smoke was rising from the weathercock’s bearings.

“I got three knives, Mister Vimes,” said Carcer, bringing his arm up.

The lightning struck.

It didn’t matter what the question was, Trump kept turning it back to immigration. He’s only got one talking point, and it’s based on fear of the other.

“You are the least useful steam engine I’ve ever heard of!”

“Ah, but you have heard of me.”

Usually Gwen Shotwell, SpaceX COO, is good at keeping Elon in check and not screwing up SpaceX business. I wonder what happened this time.

I swear the people in unit 402 are illegally subletting their place on AirBnB.

I love how, despite Musk’s best efforts, 3/4 of the internet still calls the site Twitter.

The way this usually works out is you loose all the good employees and you’re left with the dregs who were unable to find another remote position in time.

There’s always good old Discord, you just need WiFi.

I’d love to, but it’s the wrong way up the now one-way street.

You may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.

The various decedents of Rockefeller’s Standard Oil keep one Standard station open in each of the states they operate in so they can maintain their “Standard Oil of <State Name>” trademark.

https://youtu.be/Iga8Fd5Y4q8?si=bAs4Odq8jf22e-wM

Barbecue sauce

Collect call from Bob Wehadababy-Itsaboy?

I don’t think it’s going to happen that way. Body cams are needed if you want to record people working in the field, such as police officers, but for people working at a fixed location, an office or factory or what have you, CCTV cameras are cheaper, less intrusive, and harder for a bad actor to screw with by “accidentally” covering their lens or forgetting to turn their unit on.

How do they get 40 years? The first Ninja Turtles game was released on the NES on May 12, 1989. That’s only 35 years by my reckoning.

I am so sad this was Kevin Conroy’s final time voicing Batman. The man deserved to go out on a high note.

My Precious.

8bitdo is having an 11th anniversary sale right now, too.

Setting the release schedule around vacations and holidays. Sounds like the devs have a respectable work / life balance.