My brain while kayaking: “omg the house is a mess! Stop your worthless playing and get to work!”

My brain while cleaning said house; “omg you’re frittering your life away on meaningless chores! Go out kayaking!!”

My brain while playing games: “check behind the waterfall for loot!”

Same. First distro that was actually painless 10 years ago, and I haven’t looked back.

The real jerks are the wasp queens who kick out the workers so they have to go begging at picnics.

Right?! The perfect con for people who’ve been living under a rock for the last 3 years!

It’s a different type of flying

And, every Boeing ever has landed. Some in suboptimal approaches.

Hopefully. I fear the day I plug in a new monitor and the damn thing pops up a “Please enter your wifi username and password to use this monitor”

It was busy uploading a sock.

I want to get into his dreams all Inception-like and convince him that Greenland is the new Israel.

Wouldn’t be surprised if it struck London.

20231984

Fellas, is the Constitution woke?

So…gender-affirming hormone therapy?

Considering I have a decent chance of getting a “Please wait – updating” message when trying to play a damn videogame nowadays, that’s not out of the realm of possibility.

That’s what I thought. Like a nod to Sleeper.

Wow. Must’ve looked a lot fresher then.

So…if someone found a nail that was a part of Theseus’ ship, and rebuilt it around the nail, would it become the oldest ship afloat?

He’s looking very corgulent today.

That’s one whisper you shouldn’t be careless with.