lobsticle 🦞

I wonder if they’re a publicly traded company. Given the choice between this company trying to compete in the marketplace against Apple versus a guaranteed revenue stream from licensing and royalty fees (and likely a lucrative one at that), I’m pretty sure I know which the shareholders would pick. If this company ends up doing the former and going under, I can just smell the shareholder lawsuit that would ensue.

This is super wholesome and I am here for it.

At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

I am also interested in the answer to this and which service the author is using.

Sundar Pichai would like to know your location

Holy shit that verse goes hard

No way these motherfuckers are uncircumcised.

Quick, someone should ask President Dukakis how he felt about the polls, putting him 15 points up on George H.W. Bush in the summer of '88.

If you think about it, every image we see on the internet could potentially have a Subway behind it.

You mean like a politician should do?

Aaaaaaaand it’s gone! https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-speaker-nominee-third-time-rcna121675

Emily Elizabeth’s mom (looking at bank statement): Jesus Christ, that dog is eating us out of house and home! We just can’t afford to feed him any more!

Emily Elizabeth’s dad: I have an idea…

My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere

Yes but you can’t use a hard n

I have no idea what this meme is referencing, but it’s a well known adage that a good defense always beats a good offense.