The woke left is trying to kill morning. Now you have to say “happy arbitrary ante meridiem temporal designation.”

Morning America Good Again!

It’s not my morning

You’re making us straight people look uninformed.

Now you must sacrifice your first born.

I think this started on reddit in like 2010 or something. Solid joke in this context.

And forums predated the term “social media.”

On ml it’s a requirement.

Did you a word?

I call it Starducks

That’s when they become the Outerprise.

Some delivery people are lazy. Especially with packages, some won’t even ring the bell!

For DoorDash, I try to make sure I track them on the app and am at my door to meet them when they get here.

I’m pinching off a leaf right now.

I have a similar setup. I’m fortunate enough to have a garage though. So I can easily go around if I need to.

You could also try propping your screen door open when waiting for a food delivery. I would do this with mine but then it blocks the doorbell. I got a little mini folding wooden table I can leave out, and put a sign indicating to leave the food there. (I also don’t like my food bags touching the ground because I’m a germaphobe. Though I’m sure their filthy DoorDash cars are dirtier than my door mat.)

I configure my phone to automatically follow the links from scammer texts.

What was x.com back then? Porn?

If people search for illegal content does that get you in trouble?

Crocoon

This dude is fully losing it. I’m predicting some kind of massive meltdown very soon.

Wait it’s the right that’s pissed? I was thinking it would be the left that’s pissed because they would consider this exploitation and astroturfing. Hmm, go figure. (I wasn’t going to read the article.) Maybe Facebook can piss everyone off with this really dumb idea.

…in bed?