“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”

I see a private ambulance service driving around my town occasionally and it always makes my skin crawl

statistical engine suggesting words that sound like they’d probably be correct is bad at reasoning

How can this be??

We dodged a bullet, I’d say

“if we want Trump to win this war we need to take the fight to Reddit” is a pretty incredible line

And I assume a decent “Nigerian prince” style filter

You simply underestimate the duplicitous nature of the [country name] immigrant /s

I’d actually be willing to bet that we (the US taxpayer) paid those corporations for the privilege of their continued existence

Wow another Neil Cicierega project, I’m beginning to think this guy just is the internet

I don’t remember what it was but I read something recently that said “up to 30+” and I had to reread it a few times

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP