“Sepuary”

It’s Septuary! You uncultured swine!

Looks even more pedo than the original pedo bear

Video killed the radio star with a boner

Go all the way with a boner

A horse with no name with a boner

What I’ve done with a boner

Nobody’s listening with a boner

Easier to run with a boner

Pushing me away with a boner

He is really pissed, huh?

Ben Shapiro is an intellectual steamboat. A lot of hot air. Way to much effort. Stuck somewhere in the past.

“Whats next, libtards? Wireless phones? How can you charge a phone without a wire?”

Also Eventim if you are in germany - good luck

Imagine feeling good because you pay for spotify. If you want your favorite artists to have money buy tickets and merch.

Don’t judge. They taste good and I use a fork (I’m not an animal)

In aisle three da steht ein Röööselein, und das heißt Cooorona! 🎵

Hey, we have strikt rules on a highway! For example if you’re driving slower than everybody else and your IQ is under 70 you are prohibited to drive on the right lane even if it’s empty.

As a hedonist my answer is yes. Life doesn’t have an actual point. It wasn’t “made” on purpose but because it got the chance. What you make of it is your decision but since we have a brain that rewards us and a nociception that punishes us depending on how we use our life I suggest you choose your own purpose. Mine is to be happy. Even when I’m altruistic I’m secretly egoistic because I feel better when my environment feels good too.

DuolinGon

I fixed it

Rich people are loosing the fear of workers that was deeply ingrained in their DNA by the french. They should be afraid again. Maybe pinata economy is the most logic way to go.

Even better

Make poster: “In god we trust…”

Second line: “we pity fools”

Print poster with raging double fisting porn content.

Headline: “In god we trust”.

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A quarter pounder with cheese

Megaloblatta Longipennis

Yes, but different mites. Their lifespan is too short. Horses however have to endure years of farting.