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Trump will be objectively worse for Palestine than Biden (not that you actually care).

I support whoever is least shit of the options. Clearly you enjoy watching Palestinians getting murdered and Ukrainians for that matter. I’ve said my piece. Choose to listen or not. IDGAF.

Just know that whatever happens next is your fault. So if Russia takes half of Europe, that’s on you. If Israel gets the green light to nuke the west bank, that’s on you. If your navy is used to exterminate the indigenous Greenlanders, that’s on you. If LGBTQ people are rounded up and jailed (or worse), that’s on you. If migrant families are torn apart by ice, that’s on you too.

You claim to be left yet you have a bizarre hard-on for fascists. Fucking sort out your life.

Perhaps you should take your brain out of the box and put it back in your head. Again

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I just have a problem with fascist dictatorships that threaten to annex their neighbours. But you know I guess my anti fascist stance makes me “blueMAGA”. Go to school and learn about how Hitler rose to power in Germany, you fucking child!

Jesus Christ, I’m not even American. I couldn’t give less of a shit if it weren’t for the fact that you unhinged motherfuckers are in charge of the largest military in the world and are supposed to hold the russians back. Just remove your head from your colon and fix your mistake.

Don’t get me wrong, I feel for the civilians in Gaza, but that’s a drop in the ocean compared to what’s coming. Also the ceasefire is specifically in Gaza. Israel is taking this opportunity to soften up the west bank.

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Oh fucking stop! Trump has ALWAYS been one of Israel’s biggest supporters he’s given Bibi free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants. Stop with the whataboutism already. You people have literally just elected the nazi Party. Admit to your mistake and fucking fix it.

Also, if you want to get the correct Danish pronunciation, try pronouncing it the Swedish way while blackout drunk with someone’s ball sack in your mouth.

The greeting is hej. Haj is the Swedish for shark. Blue shark = blåhaj.

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This is pretty accurate

I mean it’s being pronounced by Swedes so it should be. it’d be written blåhai in Norwegian but pronounced the same.

That’s a raw deal. I always thought a 1-10 pain scale was a dumb Idea. Pain is pretty subjective and someone who hasn’t experienced severe pain doesn’t really have a way to understand what constitutes a 10. (I would answer differently before and after my cycling accident for example) Personally I think that setting the scale as 1-10 where breaking a leg is a 6 (or something) would be more diagnostically relevant. I trust your judgement, although what you call a 4 would probably be most people’s 8.

With my laptop.

I spilled a glass of scrumpy on the keyboard and a, s, and d no longer work. So I have to use a keyboard with it.

Medical Biology because I’m educated in the field. Runner up would be chemistry. Or brewing, but the only university I know of that has brewing as a degree programme is Heriot watt university and I’m not interested in moving back to Edinburgh.

Many ways. in order from first to last the ones that I remember and qualify as stupid are:

When I was very young i put a toy into a coal fire, regretted my decision and tried to retrieve the molten plastic.

I tried to carry a pan of boiling chickpeas over my shoulder and ended up spilling it down my back

I tried cycling down a steep hill while holding an ice-cream and hurt my nuts on the stem of the handlebars when I had to stop.

Went down a steep hill on a scooter and stopped on my head (this one required stitches).

Worked on a boat without a helmet and got slapped in the side of the head with a crane hook.

Tried jumping over a Wheely bin while rat-arsed and face planted on the pavement.

There are plenty more accidents that were just shitty luck, but these are the avoidable ones.

Edit: I also managed to slice open my finger with a kitchen knife while removing the seed from a mango.

Find a company you want to work for, hack into their accounts and add yourself to their payroll.

Is it normal for people to set up surveillance cameras in their own home? Are break-ins that common? I just assume no-one will bother with my shitty flat.

Being naturally avoidant of other people. It’s always other people who pose the greatest danger in these situations.