Says them. What are they going to do, fire me?

Before I die I want to be called out by name in a GitHub RCA.

It’s called WiFi smh

Did you know that you can download podcasts and play them without internet?

This one got me the other day.

Good lord yes

If I want to mix vodka into the orange juice afterwards that’s my business.

I love garbage time

I use Mullvad so naturally, I can pick my exit country. Since I’m an iOS user (aka, no NewPipe etc) I always choose an exit country that is majority non-English-speaking. It makes the YT app adds so much more bearable if I can’t understand what they’re saying.

pricing via algorithms

This is essentially what all insurance is. Actuary tables, risk analysis, so forth. All math with the single purpose to ensure that over the whole risk pool, the House wins.