Lina Khan should be the next attorney general.

Could it be that people don’t want to pay money to strap advertising machines on their faces? Has the robotic Augustus Caesar LARPer lost touch with the common people?

No, it is the plebeians that are wrong.

Good point, but LLMs are both ubiquitous and the public face of “AI.” I think it’s fair to assign them a decent share of the blame for overpromising and underdelivering.

Yeah, OpenAI, ChatGPT, and Sam Altman have no relevance to AI LLMs. No idea what I was thinking.

You mean the multi-billion dollar, souped-up autocorrect might not actually be able to replace the human workforce? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Do you think Sam Altman might have… gasp lied to his investors about its capabilities?

And make sure at least one person in your future gang is a really good cook. You want your dumpster stew to be as close to edible as possible.

Obsessing about what ifs to the point that it blocks your brain from actual problem solving is among the worst ways to handle stress.

Think critically and discern baseless fears from actual concerns.

8 hours of dailies 5 days a week is the most ridiculous and pointless grind I’ve ever seen.

My flat earther forums have a stickied Q&A where you can find the real truth on any topic. Did you know that dolphins are aliens sent to spy on us?

It’s crazy how this company turned a disaster into a success. They asked for patience to deliver on promises, provided transparency, then actually delivered.

So, so many companies should be taking notes.

“From hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my first unbanned keystroke at thee.”

Finally some good news. The discovery of the Prothean ruins will bring the entire world together.

Fallout makes sense. The television series has made it incredibly hot right now, and Bethesda has already committed to doing the next TES game first.

The dildo of justice arrives unexpectedly and unlubed.

Top 5 marketing tactics EVERYONE hates. You won’t BELIEVE number three.

Midichlorians… Midichlorians everywhere

Old and busted: $2.50 for horse armor in a fun game

New hotness: $7 for a mission in a boring game

You talk about your feelings and look for strategies to deal with your emotions.

I set shit on fire to create the philosopher’s stone.

We are not the same.

I’m working toward dissociation by getting higher. Give it an hour or two.

Whatever you do, don’t give them mushrooms. If our two alien species join forces, the results could be catastrophic.