The closing credits for ALF.

I make things in my spare time so I don’t tell people to go to hell during my work time. These things are not quite the same.

I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.

Combat on Atari 2600.

lol fair. My Subaru and I just migrated from Colorado to the east coast. Your description made me miss home.

Colorado?

Talk to me Goose.

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

I can confirm that I’m not a bighorn sheep.

Ah crap is it not ok to say tourist anymore? Are they sightseers? Differently geolocated? Apologies for offending.

It happens. People come into Colorado Springs to visit and don’t let themselves acclimate if they’re from lower elevations and then they try to do pikes peak, which is about 3k feet lower than Everest base camp. The altitude sickness can be legit.

Bigfoot approved!

Didn’t realize it til I took a closer look but if you zoom in where the sunlight is hitting you can see the Cripple Creek gold mine.

It’s 14,115 feet in elevation at the summit so it tends to be 30 to 40 degrees (F) cooler than where I live down in Colorado Springs so it’s still cold enough to snow up there.

Pictured: The moment everything went off the fucking rails. (2016, colorized)

Sparkling water tastes like when your foot falls asleep.

Oh look at this guy with his fancy fridge that just gives away water!

At what amount of As does it indicate the battery is just screaming?

I thank you. Didn’t realize it noped out on me this morning.