Me and my brother used to annoy my mom by licking her out of the blue, she is a germaphobe and would freak out lol.

We taught my 3yo niece to do the same… until she started licking random kids lol. we had to.stop with the joke

If he doesn’t use the knife he uses to cut mayo subs to cut my no mayo sub I’m ok.

yes I’m insane and I think mayo is disgusting

Instead of a catio I installed fences around my property so my cats could enjoy the outside without roaming outside. It wouldn’t work for everyone because my property is half walled to (not the regular american layout) but it works like a charm.

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Will the joy con last more than a week? No joke they quality of joy con is to shitty for the price

Do you own an apple phone? yeah they are all the same

some?

meme is not a problem it’s the solution to a crumbling world

I left reddit for lemmy on the big migration but I though it wouldn’t last. Here I am years after. I enjoy lemmy a lot more than I ever did Reddit.

Sits in the couch

Now take your clothes off… but keep the gloves…

I don’t think it’s just enviromental. He did went through medical school by himself with no help and I do respect that but this guy has all the steps planned far ahead. He is a sociopath, no mater where he comes from

Oh for sure. You don’t ger that rich by just working. His partners in the hospital are 2 nice man that are not even close to as rich as he is. They are confortable but no rich. This guy is a textbook sociopath, he knows how to play and plays everyone like Slash would a guitar. And he is sooo nice all the tine. I’m super afraid of him, I think he would kill his son if he needed

My former FIL is a doctor. He and a couple of partners built a small clinic. As the business grew my FiL started slowly buying all the buildings and lots on the whole block and ended up buying the clinics building from the former owner. As the clinic grew into a hospital he would rent out the spaces to his own business until it was so big they just build a whole new hospital building from scratch…but the land is still his. Now even if he up the cost of rent the partners can’t do anything because they have a brand new hoapital built on top of it. This guy is a mastermind he played everyone perfectly. Also he came from poverty. Not normal poor…he was homeless poor when he was young. The guy went through medical school working his ass off and is now a multimillionaire!

Edit: why are you downvoting me? lol I’m not the one doing it, not even part of that horrible family anymore. I’m just teling a story

the only way is through. The faster we get there the faster it’s over

por que no los dos

I have a 26 feet long iron gate/fence in my house and I installed nets all over it so my cats would escape (which she still tried to do every night) and torture birds and bugs. Basically I live in an enclosure. Also because I love them I don’t want them to get hurt or ran over. There are some trees that (they don’t climb) and a patch of grass inside the gate but the birds learned not to go down here. Only once I found a dead bird…but roaches… oh boy

When I lived in my previous house sometimes, when it was really hot, huge Cockroaches would come in the house or patio coming from the outside. My cat LOVES Cockroaches! She doesn’t eat, just play with them until they not only die but pieces of it get scattered around the house.

Well one day I woke up with a live roach walking in my face and when I jumped from the bed there were pieces of another roach all over my bed! The pati looked like a rochpocalypse and the fucking cat was so tired and happy she just went to sleep in the living room. I had to put my clothes and bedding to wash and clean and change everything at 2am. This fucking cat

Americans have been sold the “we need to defend our freedom” slogan for so long they forgot the “most powerful” army in the world is sponsored by the regular american to defend the rich against himself (the regular american) How can an uprise happend in the US if you guys gave your government all the power?

I thinl the purge is a great Idea. Kill whoever you want lol