Good.

*asshacks

This will be true in the future, but you are absolutely incorrect today.

Putting a gun to my head. Even then, it’s a 50/50 I choose to starve to death instead.

Oh no, who will leak my phone number now?

Source? Can’t find anything about Twilio being owned by FB/Meta. Looks like they’re publicly traded.

Pft. Sounds like someone’s just sour because they didn’t invest in AI. /s

We need augmented reality glasses with uBlock Origin now more them ever. Fuck United Airlines and the ad-riddled plane they flew in on.

That’s kinda cool.

At least those recipes don’t incorporate glue.

Amen to that.

It’s funny you put it that way, because torrents are based fundamentally on the idea of freely hosting the data so nobody has to pay to access it.

It will do no such thing.

Yeah, like I said. No benefit to me. If anything, lots of these ‘features’ are things I want to actively avoid in my closed-source operating systems.

There is not a single thing Windows 11 does better than Windows 10 that benefits me. I’m sure I’ll get a good chuckle out of that list.

We’ve been programming YOU all along.

That fucking snitch. You’re supposed to keep it private and let Microsoft figure it out themselves.

That’s exactly what a chatbot sophisticated enough to be an existential threat would say.

Wow. I’m totally shocked that Facebook would launch a free VPN out of nowhere and then use it for nefarious purposes. I was sure they just wanted to help humanity. /s

Who said anything about making you anonymous?