I’d like to see a cookie notice that just says “it’s your browser, figure out how to get it to handle cookies however you want. If you accept cookies we’re gonna use them and you can safely assume we’ll use them for anything and everything they might be useful for. European regulators can eat a bag of dicks.”

sharks are older than trees.

Living ones?

REMEMBER TO CRANK YOUR HOG CAREFULLY IN THE FOG

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

Oh, they’ll just pocket it? Better let the GOP and DNC have it all then. Because that makes sense. You can go fuck yourself.

They won’t. But as a voter in California my third party vote is extremely unlikely to throw it either way, so I can safely help them try to get over 5% of the popular vote to qualify for money from the Presidential Election Campaign Fund. That will allow for more diverse voices to be heard in the next cycle, which I see as a benefit even if they’re unlikely to win anything in my lifetime.

Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say “Call an ambulance!” Then pull out your gun and say “but not for me!”

OK, but aren’t there still like 100x more on the fourth?

Yes, but it’s generally professional shows or just a few at midnight. On the fourth it’s like half the neighborhood setting them off from dusk to 11ish.

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

If that’s the case then I’d be pissed at whoever is supposed to handling PR for letting the story get out without framing it in the best light

If they had measurable productivity that was acceptable then who cares if they needed to step away for a while? Wells Fargo is sending a message that they care more about warm seats than actual results.

The real takeaway here is that Wells Fargo pays for work that isn’t quantifiable via review of the work product. What are these people doing that produces nothing that can be reviewed to quantify their performance to such a degree that simple mouse movement is the only metric they can be judged by? If I were stupid enough to be invested in that criminal enterprise I’d be pissed.

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

Pro gamer move when everyone keeps buying out your fav snacks

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Looks like you just missed the frog with a wizard hat who definitely hangs out there

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again