Ooh sauté, well lah-de-dah Mr Frenchman!

Thankfully none of the ones I’ve seen do that!

the world has always been and will always be difficult

So why do you think a child deserves to be brought into a world where they’re going to suffer?

Kitchens often have powerful extract fans so really it’s the safest choice

Don’t worry, most of us find it pretty odd too, but apparently American media fucking loves them!

More just “America odd”. From a British perspective Americans seem to be very obsessed with their ancestry and talk about it like it’s their nationality. Just a culture difference.

Also be careful about assuming a Northern Irish protestant identifies as Irish!

No, he’s English. Though according to Wikipedia his mum is Jewish and born in South Africa and his dad is protestant and born in Northern Ireland, which I guess to an American is “half Irish and half Jewish” because of their weird way of describing their ancestry like it’s their nationality.

Well fortunately there’s none of that shit here!

Obviously the shit-talking is pretty funny, but pull your head out of your arse if you think you’re better than my sandwich

You’re allowed to say fucking on the internet

I hate to break it to you but the pope does exist

He certainly seemed good a decade ago. Look up how we internet folk spoke about him when he was the fun guy who wanted to explore Mars and provide electric cars, not the neonazi who ruined the internet!

Stick actual Elvis at the top of that list please

Think of it like his, hers, theirs, its

Save them all in your cheeks then blast them at the chef like Yoshi

Do you think seatbelts should be banned because you’re a careful driver? Do you think use-by dates should be removed because you’ve never got sick? Do you think stupid people should suffer because you’re more clever than them? Are you an empathy-lacking sociopath?

You pass your unlocked phone to another person!?

Criticise whatever you want, but your post is just a screenshot of a headline presented without context so I’m not even sure why you’re upset

Are you guys surprised and angry that this generic movie for children isn’t for you, or am I missing some context here?

Everyone knows that it’s an old-fashioned lady’s name, but everyone knows it’s other meaning more