FartsWithAnAccent

God loves a fool motherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.

“Ain’t nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean.”

-The bible probably idklol

Most of these apps are communication apps that need the mic lol, you 100% could have picked better, way more egregious examples.

What kind of asshole inflicts more Jared Leto on the world?

Boo! Get off the stage HDMI Forum!

Landmine, Gatorade, ???, Turtle?

I’m just gonna come out and say it: Emojis have gone too far.

Treadle based and grandma pilled

Understandable, every time I bear a bigot pissing and moaning about something being woke it makes me want to rip a horrific fart directly into their face.

Nope.

This is so very close lol

What would you need a blanket for when you’ve got a fort?

Japan and Germany are in a fierce competition to set the record for highest number of niche words.

Booo! Use Calvin & Hobbes instead of this fascist shitstain.

TIL: Homosexuality was a religion?

Or is Christianity a sexual orientation?

Sunny Herzog

I think I’m gonna hURL

Google: We love killing the things you love.

Ralph, you little bastard.

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don’t buy it.

Hmm, have you tried wearing a fancy hat?