Wait, is this within unix surrealism universe?

Anyways, my trusty usb cable wired to a 9" nail in my forehead can interact and even fix most drivers.

Tumbleweed (common)

Just a weed, a rolling shrubbery, non-evil.

Just burn it.

My grandparents (now 90+) didn’t care much when I would change their distro, they are currently on Tumbleweed (just bcs thats what I decided to run on everyones computer I’m asked to maintain).

I would keep their general experience about the same for their use case (same desktop/desktop dock shortcuts, same browser ofc).

But yeah, Fedora (def Silverblue) or wherever you are familiar with.
(Lol, I never actually tried Mint myself, but that too - like a modern Ubuntu alternative)

*of the blessed sibling

*democratic immunity

Yeah, her signature Chaplin mustache was ahead of her time and misunderstood.

Ofc he still does the war, otherwise why would you go back in time to have sex with some Austrian chick?
(But WW2 was happening anyway, that’s why we went back in time to kill that tourist in Serbia)

much smarter

Dang, then I’m prob not the father of this one :/

That motion of events is a bit like going back in time to have sex with Adolfys mom 9 months before he is born.

No think,
only consume.

We will welcome hackers!!
Heroes we will need but won’t deserve.

Megacorps will stream constant ads directly to your brainhole & cause pain if you don’t consume enough - even a rickroll will be a big improvement from the dystopian reality.

What’s wrong with the regular Santa centipede??

(I absolutely think we can/are able to normalise this)

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

I would go sleep on one the night my subscription is about to expire.

A tragedy of about 2 dead billionaires?

Bcs 20 is plenty.
Most companies would comfortably survive doubling their wage costs. And the ones that wouldn’t could still just live with a lower production.

To go to Mastodon?
…
To go to Mastodon, right??

I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn’t have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.

I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.

Long live furry artists I guess

That just goes for all db.