Precioussss… we wants it!

Next he’ll walk about in a robot suit with children strapped to the outside all around. Finally we know why he keeps breeding like a rabbit.

Sure. Or you could use Bazzite. But I want something I don’t have to faff around with, like the Steam Deck. Plug it in and start gaming. That’s the selling point. If Valve can achieve that, make it perform well and be affordable, they have yet another goldmine.

Any old mini PC will run steam link.

I have a gaming PC, a Steam Deck and a PS4. But I’ll buy a Steam machine in a heartbeat.

In the US too.

Throw on a coat of green paint and you’re good to go to Kursk.

They’re less open about it but you can bet they’re still at it. Any OEM that sells anything but Windows will be penalised in licensing deals.

That sort of thing only happens to poor people.

That guy strapped to the death machine crossed a red light once!

And you really believe they’re not doing that any more?

Let’s see what MS has to say about that. Although they won’t say anything officially, of course. But they’ll certainly try to prevent this sort of thing from catching on from behind the scenes.

While giving a pass to the literal crime syndicate about to take over the government.

Does it start with an A?

Don’t you dare touch that child, you filthy perv!

They’re doing it to save you!

That’s probably the real reason. He was going to invest all that money instead of doing more stock buybacks. What an idiot!

“Handmaids” would be the correct term, I believe.

Doing his job at the troll farm.

i.e. the British