That’s right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

And that’s where baby magnets come from.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Huh, I never knew the word for it. Thank you.

My wife has said many times, to me and others, that she thinks I have a form of face blindness. I don’t think I do.

It came up because every time someone said something like “doesn’t X look like Y when they were little?”, and I’d respond that I don’t see it. So many people say my kids are a splitting image of me… Nope, I don’t see that.

I recognise people I know in photos, new or old photos, usually without issue.

I do however often think an actor is someone they aren’t. “Hey, is that the person from this other movie”, my wife: “what?! No! They don’t even look alike”. And sometimes I’ll ask her if a random person looks like this or that person, usually with the same response, sometimes a strange look and “are you feeling ok?”.

Anyway, these guys should team up on a project. /s

Ghandi must be taking it easy on you.

I just showed my boy this one.

The boy: “Is it wearing shoes??”

Women are you still have the main functionality of the kids.

Ha!. I stopped at functionality first, then thought I’ll try a little further.

Disco Stu likes DiscoVision!

Parfait!! Parfait has layers.

Abusing ones language processor is how they suck you in!

He’s all turned upsidedownface.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Might be a good idea to err on the side of caution and get a prostate exam. Especially if it increases in frequency.

Dickface

I sent my referral to the psychiatrist office and mostly forgot. Then I was talking to someone about looking at getting a diagnosis and went, “actually I sent a referral a couple months ago. I wonder what happened with that. I should probably follow that up”,narrator: He didn’t.

They called me though a couple weeks after that. But my thought on the subject was, maybe that’s the first part of the diagnosis process. If you can remember you have started organising it, you’re off to a bad start.

Laugh at a lawyer wearing a wig, and they will come to your house at night and cut you!

So is there a reasonable chance Erdos had ADHD?

Only if you’re looking to write a book about Remote Controlled things. If you want to write about medicine or even self-help to a degree, you’d be best to stick with Dr. Pepper.

Obi-Wan wants solid Easter Bunnies chocolates, but will still be happy with hollow ones.