There’s no rule that says a possum can’t play football

The only situation where I agree with the radical constitutionalist. That opossum is the only entity in that stadium that actually lives there.

That college athletics team has the audacity to march an uninvited regiment of uniformed soldiers armed with instruments of psychology terror to this poor opossums home. They are quite literally marching all over this most American of marsupial’s 3rd amendment right. The state has no right to force this citizen to quarter these soldiers of the state.