You know how in comic books there are alternate realities where the writers get to explore ideas like “What if Superman was the bad guy?” without turning their main setting into a dystopia? We’re in one of those. “What if terrorists attacked and then everyone lost their minds?”
(On Earth Prime, there was no such thing as a hanging chad, Gore won the election, and somehow he prevented 9/11.)
somehow he prevented 9/11
Not even necessary. The Bush administration’s response to 9/11 caused most of the damage. We’d be living in a whole different world if Gore had been in charge, even if 9/11 happened the same way.
I remember the halcyon days when we thought W was the dumbest president ever
From my point of view as someone who doesn’t vote Republican, Trump is a far more unpleasant individual but GWB did much more harm.
I see it as sort of like: Bush was the room-mate who sold all the doors and windows of the house, Trump is just the crack-head who inevitably climbs in and starts sleeping in the living room.
Reagan did the most harm.
Bush: terrorists based in Afghanistan did this.
Me in the early 2000s: uh huh.
Bush: so we’re invading Iraq.
Me: makes sens-wait what?? Why the fuck for?
Hunter S. Thompson called it so hard it’s unbelievable:
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now – with somebody – and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive “figurehead” – or even dead, for all we know – but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.
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We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them.
This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed – for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won’t hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.
That was written less than 24 hours after the attacks, and he pretty much completely nailed the following 20 years of response to them IMO.
His last book was about the same theme, and it is great. Kingdom of Fear
He killed himself less than 3 1/2 years after writing that. He had health problems so I’m sure that was a big contributor, but I don’t think living in the immediate post-9/11 climate helped.
And then - Freedom fries!
Don’t forget that syrupy freedom toast!
I think you’re right, but I hope the writers wouldn’t have something pointlessly horrible like that happen in the main universe. Unless this is one of those edgy comics where Batman shoots people…
So, Supreme Snyder is directing this billions years old epic.
If Gore being the president stopped 9/11 does that prove that Bush did 9/11?
Blue Grass: I shot my cheating wife and hung myself 🤠 🪕
the melody: 🎶energetic foot stompin barn rompin high tempo banjos & fiddles🎶
the lyrics: this drought is killing my village so we’re turning the last of the grain into whiskey so at least we can die smiling
Panopticon’s Kentucky is the best recent country\bluegrass with a side of black metal. This album is about this one time coal miners sang hymns, cooperated and took weapons to defend themselves against both blood-sucking corporates and the national guard. If there’d be the word ‘based’ in Merriam-Webster, it would refer to these fights and that album.
I’ll have to give it a listen, thanks for the recco!
You are welcome c: Have a great journey.
As a side-note: (1) this is a one-man band, yeah, he arranged and played it all himself, but you can also see lives with other musicians invited; (2) black metal has a lot of ties with nazi circles, and Panopticon is one of the bands that explicitly does not, so it’s super safe to listen and support.
I hate my wife. i love my truck. Life is beautiful riding a horse.
Beer is good, city is scary, I’ll throw a tantrum if you bring wine to the prairie.
I’m afraid of brown people, they shouldn’t be treated as equal. God bless the troops
Y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
🎶 You dumb motherfuckers want a key change? 🎶
“I walk and talk like a field hand, but these boots I’m wearin’ cost three grand!”
🎶 Thematically meandering, emphatically pandering 🎶
they’ll pee YOUR pants too, man… you just go ahead and give 'em a reason… they’ll pee ALL your pants!!
OMG THAT’S DISGUSTING! WHERE?!
That’s a scarecrow
I put my hands on your body,
It feels hay it’s THE FUCKING SCARECROW AGAIN
Cold night Cold beer Cold jeans Strike that last one
No shirt, no shoes, no Jews
You didn’t hear that
My tractor’s sexier than the wiiiiife 🎶🎼
One my favorite Bo Burnham songs! Thanks for bringing this up. Fucking Scarecrow!
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Counterpoint: Achy Breaky Heart
What’s this about the immortal horse though? That sounds badass
Ok, but what’s this about an immortal horse?
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The only country song worth listening to is ram ranch.
Where my cowboys at?
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