“little do they know, my real name is Thunderpuss, Destroyer of Pillows! MWAHAHAHA!”
She hasn’t destroyed any yet, despite having plenty of opportunities to do so.
an aspirational title, then!
yet
There is always hope she will FUBAR that one particular pillow I really hate. It has goose feathers in it though, so it wouldn’t be pretty.
It is for your own sake. In the time it would take to utter one letter of their name, a trillion cosmoes would flare into existence and sink into Eternal Night!
We have a cat named Nibbler! He succeeded a cat named Snowball, so it seemed fitting. He looks nothing like Lord Nibber, being a gray and white mix, but he does make sounds like Lord Nibbler sometimes does.
A few years later, we adopted a tuxedo cat that looks a lot more like Lord Nibbler. He’s named Stitch…and oh man did we name that cat correctly. He’s a troublemaker.
I love that streak of white up her nose and forehead
